Enjoy the last of the desert rules as we present the one and only podcast dedicated mostly to the greatest game in the world Advanced Squad Leader. Special thanks to Megan and Dennis for a wonderful opening song.
This episode is sponsored by
Ritterkrieg and Bounding Fire Productions
SHOW TIMES
1:00 Chitter Chatter
15:00 What Have You Played Lately
33:00 Desert Rules
1:19:46 Total Running Time
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Lyrics to D.T.O.!
performed by Megan Kleinschmidt / lyrics by Dennis Donovan
The sun burns hot in the desert today
Not a green hex to be seen
A kingdom of desolation
Here in West of Alamein
My buddies talked me into getting module five
So I purchased one
Cost me one-o-five
What’s a sangar?
What’s a wadi?
See the dust swirl?
It’s adding some L.V.
Conceal? Get real!
No where to grow
And now I know
D.T.O.! D.T.O.!
Can’t wait to play it some more
D.T.O.! D.T.O.!
Played it once and now
I crave more
I don’t care
Who I’m going to play
Bring the desert on!
Heat Haze never bothered me anyway!
It’s funny how Chapter F’s
So complex and yet so small
And the rules that once perplexed me
Don’t befuddle me at all
It’s time to see how I can do
In the. North. African milieu
All right! Game on! It’s cool, you’ll see!
B’lieve me
D.T.O.! D.T.O.!
A.S.L. ‘neath the desert sky!
D.T.O.! D.T.O.!
You must give it a try
For years I’ve planned
So now I’ll play
Bring the desert on!
My wheeled vehicles bog down in broken ground
My guys don’t have to rout if woods or buildings can’t be found
The sand, it minimizes any H.E. blast
I won’t play with sand dunes, they’re a pain in the ass!
D.T.O.! D.T.O.!
Hollow Legions and Alamein
D.T.O.! D.T.O.!
An A.S.L. paragon
For years I’ve planned
So now I’ll play
Let Khamsins* rage on!
Sandstorms never bothered me anyway!
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Monday, October 10, 2016
Episode 167: Get a Load of This Clown
Hello...... do you think clowns are scary? But, have you given a thought to the nice clowns? How do they feel in this age of clown fear and clown terror? You can have all of these questions answered right now, as we reveal what's behind all this clowning around. You may want to grab a bucket of confetti for self-defense before you have a listen.
You may well wonder "What do clowns have to do with Advanced Squad Leader?" Well, try as we might to find a clever connection.....we just couldn't. Although there are two clowns who regularly put out this podcast.
Later we dive into the Desert rules, climb a hillock, trudge through sand, rest in a sangar before leaping over a cactus hedge and into a cactus patch, which hurts a lot. So we head through the broken terrain, past an olive grove and stop in the vineyard to have a drink and rest for the evening. Of course, it's a bit more complicated than that, so listen up and we will give you the gritty rules details.
This episode is sponsored by Ritterkrieg
SHOW TIMES
1:00 Long Clown Banter
17:00 Letters
36:00 Desert Rules
1:19:46 Total Running Time
LINKS
Scary Clown Not News Story
HOB's Special Forces 1 Desert SAS and LDRG Pack
West of Alamein on ASL Webdex
MichiCon (too late for this year but plan for next year)
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