Did you know that Chinese Commissars are notorious pyromaniacs? If you didn't then you obviously have not listened to this episode of The 2 Half Saquads, the only podcast on the net, dedicated nearly 100% to the greatest game in the world, Advanced Squad Leader.
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Did you know that HIP units can be left off the board and their location can be written down on a sheet of paper? If you didn't then you don't play a lot of ASL AND haven't listened to this episode.
So,,,,,,why don't you give it a listen now?
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SHOW TIMES
0:02 Song Sleeze Freezer
3:10 Banter
13:20 Letters
29:30 Free Hat Contest Winner Announced
31:30 What in Da Box?
1:08:50 Total Running Time
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Berlin Mega AA Gun Bunkers
"I'm a Sleeze-Freezer" by Jim Bera and Dennis Donovan (not The 2 Half Squads Singers).
Victory is only true in fairy tales,
Earned by other guys, but not by me
Luck was out to get me. That's the way it seemed.
When I play Squad Leader I get creamed
Then I saw that page About our pet peever
It's D2.3, and it's quite the find
VBMmmmmmm, it's called sleeze-freezing But its not cheating, lighten up guys
I thought "maybe I should try a different game."
Seems the more I played, the more I lost.
What's the use in tryin'? I'll get crushed a-game.
When I need a victory, I get slain.
Then I read that page, now I'm a sleeze-freezer
Not a trace of shame in my mind
VBMmmmmmmm, I'm a sleeze-freezer I'm not a cheater, lighten up guys
Aaaarg. Luck was out to get me.
Well that's the way it seemed.
Disappointment haunted all my games
But then I used that rule, now I'm a sleeze-freezer
Not a trace of shame in my mind.
Bet your boots, I'm a sleeze-freezer . . . But not a cheater, lighten up guys...
The link to the Berlin Mega AA Gun Bunkers isn't working (at least not for me).
ReplyDeleteThis link should be working and directs you to the tour I did: http://www.berliner-unterwelten.de/fuehrungen/oeffentliche-fuehrungen/vom-flakturm-zum-truemmerberg.html
Hennie
Should be fixed, thanks for the help.
ReplyDeleteI want my dollar back
ReplyDeleteWe're sorry, the number you are trying to reach has been disconnected or is out of service. No further information is available. This is a recording. Beeeeep!
ReplyDeleteSpeakin' of the Chinese...
ReplyDeleteDo you think the 25k Chinese agents get paid more then the 15k hired-Chinese agents?
Just thinkin'
I contemplated joining the Democratic Party...
ReplyDeleteso any lies you catch me in the next few weeks are 100% acceptable and legal.
Just sayin'
Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteOnly 22 supporters on Patreon...
I had no idea ASLers were such "cheapskates"...
I only hope my donations... and support will keep the podcasts coming...
I can only say... "Get with the Program"... support these fellow and their committment to ASL
Heya folks .. wanna let you know about the video we made after a very successful ANGKORFEST 2017 https://youtu.be/vpjGQGtg9Eo
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