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Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Episode 279: VASL is Broken

 Another great opening song on this episode; VASL is Broken.  The lyrics can be found at the bottom of this post.  In this show we discuss Dave's recent tour of Gettysburg and Antietam with guide Mike Ryzy. The photo on the right is of Dave presenting Memorial Art Review to the tour members.  The photo below is of the Spilky Men, Dave's wife Laura, Mike Lembke, and our intrepid and knowledgeable guide Mike Ryzy. 


Rich Spilky has donated a copy of  Rally Point ASL Starter Kit scenario pack for you to win as a prize!  Simply listen to the show, follow the instructions by September 15th, 2021 to be entered in the contest to win said prize. 

In the box is the wonderful Full Rulebook ASL 2020 Scenario Pack  It's a beauty of a pack! Do you maggots understand that? It's the Jungian thing, Sir! 

 There are always rules to learn, so we are going to tackle part two of the "To Hit" Rules.   


SHOWTIMES
0:01 VASL is Broken
3:08 Banter
16:00 Contest Announced
27:50 What's in the Box?
30:00 Rules
102:43  Total Running Time 

SHOW LINKS 
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VASL ls Broken

Lyrics: Dennis Donovan
Performed by: Corporal Punishment

My dice roll average is 10.7
900 times those dice did I those cast.
Got 90 boxcars and zero snake eyes.
Random.org is random, my %$#! 

What are the real odds of someone rolling,
five 12's in a row? Here are the stats.
1 in 6 million if I rolled like that.
In a casino they'd beat me with bats! 

VASL is broken, like an old Yugo
Dice Bot is kaput, what do we do?
It's like a Sasquatch only I've seen it.
But we all deep down know that it's true. 




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5 comments:

  1. DennisSeptember 2, 2021 at 12:36 AM

    Wow! Knocked it out of the park on the song! If I did not know better I'd say that was Cat Stevens himself singing. Corporal Punishment should be given a field promotion to Sergeant Singer or something.

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  2. The 2 Half-SquadsSeptember 2, 2021 at 11:49 AM

    Thanks, Dennis. Glad you liked it. Hope you don't mind that we massaged your excellent lyrics a very wee bit to lay out better for Jeff. Minor changes, we think.

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  3. DennisSeptember 2, 2021 at 5:55 PM

    Not a problem at all with the changes. I am glad you did! Am lookingfowardto the next Corporal Punishment/2 HS Singers offering.....

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  4. RLWSeptember 10, 2021 at 6:49 PM

    OK, I posted my comment on the wrong episode so let me repeat it here, great song!

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  5. DennisSeptember 18, 2021 at 9:39 PM

    Am surprised you have not played ASL Scenario 3000 which uses the board Avalon Hill's Gettyburg Game.

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