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Surrender!
Took an MC, a 3MC, and I rolled a ‘2’
A Russian half-squad, also broken
and they’re inexperienced.
Plus 4 DRMs on to their Heat of Battle roll:
I rolled box cars, now a white flag’s being flown
Chorus
It’s 16 alright?, okay, alright
That just seems a little weird
Surrender, surrender, they
Throw in the towel today, ay, ay, ay
F.5 says in the Desert, refusal it is NA
Unlike the late war, Allies vs. the Japs in the Philippines
No, fanatics, Gurkhas, commissars, or Partisans,
Will surrender via the Rout Phase Method A20.21
Chorus
Surrender at night? In CC? That’s right
It just seems a little weird
Surrender, surrender
You’re disrupted anyway, ay, ay, ay
Whatever happened to all my broken half-squads over there?
Thought they rallied in the building, but they all disappeared
Oh yeah, that’s right, they got captured ‘cuz they couldn’t rout
Got surrounded, they all gave up, put that ol’ white flag out
Chorus
They were next to, your K.E.U.s,
It was, just as I feared
Surrendered, surrendered
Because they couldn’t rout away, ay, ay, ay
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I might have to start integrating Battlefield Integrity to my chronological playthrough... Thanks for another great episode.
ReplyDeleteGreat episode! It has been almost three years since I have had the chance to play ASL, looking forward to returning soon. The rule discussed here has interested me for a while. It has been really great to have you guys doing these podcasts, they help keep my "ASL mind" going during this gaming absence. However, I must apologize to Dave. I listen to episodes in clumps, I have them all on a flash drive in the car. I really dug this episode....and the very next episode Dave could not remember the name of this rule, and he could really only guess at how it worked. Good grief Kleinschmidt!!! I thought it was bad back in the "What Are the Netherlands?" days, but to forget this rule so quickly? I yelled at what was coming out of my car radio in disgust! Then, I saw it. The button that says "Shuffle" was illuminated. What was playing was not the next episode, Episode 312, but an episode numbered in the very low 100s from ten years ago. As my penance, I will swallow not one (as Dave did), but two balls of wasabi. Given that I married into a Japanese family (which I can not get to stripe for the life of me) that should be easy to come by. I shall roll low and rally well, but certainly not when I play you guys. Thanks, and sorry, again.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment Louye. Sadly, it is only a matter of time before Dave forgets the rules covered in the previous show. It is a tad frustrating but, so it goes. ;>)
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